Way to represent Jalopnik guy

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 11/13/2013 at 13:16 • Filed to: None

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ddavidn > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2013 at 13:18

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That is a hilarious conversation. Hilarious in a very sad way.

CalzoneGolem > ddavidn 11/13/2013 at 13:19

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You Davids all stick together!

ddavidn > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2013 at 13:21

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That's not entirely true...

TheOnelectronic > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2013 at 13:27

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Not sure if troll or crazy cat lady.

ddavidn > TheOnelectronic 11/13/2013 at 13:31

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Nibbles > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2013 at 13:33

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My cat's name is Mittens!

maximillious > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2013 at 13:34

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Having read that conversation we are all now dumber. I was about to post about how my friends and I would hunt feral cats that would attack his parents Veal farm and claw up the calves in their little huts. not even trolling. But i figured that would just create a shit storm.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2013 at 13:35

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I think the winning comment in this thread is:

Malcire132 "In all seriousness, Go fuck yourself with a rusty tire iron."

New go-to insult for trolls on the FP

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2013 at 14:02

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My cats have all liked to wander outside. They always came back. One liked to catch things, the others either could not have been bothered or I just didn't notice because they didn't do it that often or near the house.

gavinski91 > Nibbles 11/13/2013 at 14:22

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Let me guess, its paws are white?

Nibbles > gavinski91 11/13/2013 at 14:24

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But no, Jaspers is an orange tabby.

CalzoneGolem > maximillious 11/13/2013 at 14:35

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Do it.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > maximillious 11/13/2013 at 14:40

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If you don't do it you're a Prius driving hipster... Just say'n.

Kugelblitz > maximillious 11/13/2013 at 14:41

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Why not? I have killed dogs that were molesting livestock or chasing deer.

Kugelblitz > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2013 at 14:43

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"Go sob at PETA, they're just the sorts of people to sympathize with your demented ideals—of course, they'd rather euthanize animals than see them living healthy and happy in homes, so fuck them too."

*Stands up, applauds*

I hate PETA, and hate is such a mild word in that context.

maximillious > Kugelblitz 11/13/2013 at 14:50

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Im not saying there is anything wrong with doing what we did. Cuz there wasnt. I am saying that the person saying it is animal cruelty to house, feed and love a cat, will certainly lose their shit when I say I shot cats to protect baby cows that were being kept in little huts to keep their meat nice and tender before they were eventually slaughtered before they had a chance to "live"

Also, I got paid in veal tenderloin to kill the cats. 1lbs tenderloin per cat. I was always well fed

Kugelblitz > maximillious 11/13/2013 at 14:55

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I never worked on a cattle farm, so I never heard about cats doing that. Any time this kind of topic came up, anyone who worked on a farm never batted a single eyelash while the city kids lost their lunches over it.

I like cats. I have cats and I keep them indoors. My neighbor doesn't and she lost her cat to a critter. Mine are still fat, dumb and happy although they have been slaughtering mice lately because it got cold and the things have sought refuge in my house, or tried to. I don't like cats near my birdfeeder but that is what dogs are for.

maximillious > Kugelblitz 11/13/2013 at 14:57

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yeah, the cats werent ever a problem for cattle. Veal on the other hand is on a short chain in a small hut to limit movement and muscle development, some feral cats were pretty shitty and would go into the huts and mess with them... never made sense to me as a kid but we just got rid of them and didnt ask ???s

Stef Schrader > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2013 at 15:08

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This is why I have a Puffalump cat.

...because rental car seats suck when you hurt your back.

Stef Schrader > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 11/13/2013 at 15:10

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I quite liked KingMoonracer's balls meme.

CalzoneGolem > Stef Schrader 11/13/2013 at 15:25

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That guy would hate you so much.

Also, here you are showing you Puffalump off to a bunch of strangers on the internet. You naughty girl you!

CalzoneGolem > Kugelblitz 11/13/2013 at 15:26

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PETA don't make no sense.

Kugelblitz > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2013 at 16:15

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Oh I think if you mapped out all of the things they DO in the name of "Ethical Treatment" and looked at it, you would see a map of a very special kind of hell on earth for animals.

CalzoneGolem > Kugelblitz 11/13/2013 at 16:16

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Killing an animal to wear its fur and eat its meat = bad

Killing an animal because no one will adopt it = good

Kugelblitz > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2013 at 16:44

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For very sloppy values of good. PETA has draconian standards for how quickly they kill animals, and are on record for not letting no-kill shelters take animals from them. There is a pretty long list of ethically challenging actions they have not successfully defended.

I understand why animal shelters have to do what they do, even though I despise it and the whole puppy farm/kitten factory that can cause their existence or be part of it.

Pets are not on my food list. also This is not a fun topic for internet forums (for me), so I am done.

TL;DR - Nope. They are full of fail.

Stef Schrader > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2013 at 17:00

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ASheep > maximillious 11/13/2013 at 18:07

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Last time I was out hunting on a large farm, I specifially asked about cats, because as a general rule if I see a cat in the bush, I shoot it. The property owner told me "if it's more than a mile from the homestead, it's a feral cat, even if it's my cat"

Feral cats and dogs are a huge problem, and there's no better medicine for ferals than a lead pill.

maximillious > ASheep 11/13/2013 at 18:19

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Could not agree more. I am all for caring for animals, or using every part of the kill if you kill one, but feral cats and dogs are a major threat to the ecosystem and should be taken out to preserve the local species and populations. They are just bigger versions of rats

Makoyouidiot > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2013 at 19:50

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Lord, my brain hurts. And I have a vested interest in the original post, with two outdoor cats (one likes to go out sometimes), and an indoor cat.